Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dear Students,

Please be quiet during Quiet Hours. They're called Quiet Hours for a reason.

Also, please stop tampering with fire safety equipment. If it doesn't work because you have used it as a toy it is no longer equipment that will keep you and your fellow residents safe. This is a bad thing.

If you stop doing this stuff my staff and I will have more time and energy to do things that will make your time here much more pleasant.

Thank you,

The Management