OMG

I'm weeping right now.

Just a little bit.

On the inside.

I was just looking through the music collection of one of the students here. There is a function on iTunes that allows you to share your music with others if you are on a network and the ISC is on a shared network, so I can look at and play (though not copy) the music collections of anyone connected to that network.

I was impressed to see one song by Duran Duran in the collection of a student we'll call Eric - just Eric -to protect his identity, of course. Impressed, that is, until I saw the following information associated with the name Duran Duran:

Name of Song: Relax, Don't Do It

Artist: Duran Duran (you're starting to see the source of my tears, aren't you?)

Album: Relax

Genre: Euro-Techno

I weep.

Copious amounts of tears.

What are they teaching kids in school these days?!?!?!?